pretty much every time i use the word “literally” these days it is when i should be using figuratively but WHO THE FUCK SAYS figuratively

“i figuratively ate an entire box of oreos” 
“it took figuratively five hundred hours”
“i’m figuratively blowing up on the inside right now” 

NOBODY

THAT’S WHO

SO FUCK THE HATERS i let my grammar choices go where they lead me okay